My next adventure...

Sept 26th, Carlsbad Cavern's "Hall of the White Giant" tour. From the park's online description: Expect to get dirty while crawling thought tight passageways and climbing up slippery flowstone chimneys. Our most challenging tour; ladders, ropes, free-climbing and slippery surfaces will be encountered on this trip to see the White Giant Formation. Each person should bring gloves, 4-AA batteries and knee pads; the Park provides helmets and headlamps. Participants should wear sturdy shoes. This tour is not recommended for anyone who has a fear of enclosed spaces." Duration: 4 hours. Effort: Difficult.

I might die.

Clearly, I am insane.

But I bet it'll be AWESOME.